I was riding the bus home today, and the volume level on the bus was really, really, really, uberly loud. And eventually someone felt compelled to scream "F***!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as they possibly could. Now, had I been in the same situation as the bus driver, I may have let it slide, maybe because it is Christmas, maybe because it really isn't that big of a deal when someone swears, but the bus driver felt compelled to stop the bus, get out of her seat, walk to the back of the bus, and demand to know the name of the person who had yelled the profanity so she could write him or her up. Of course, no one gave her a name, so she just threatened to write people up, which she does every day even though she never does.
Well, she gets a shake of the head. And here's why:
She is a bus driver.
Bus drivers do not equal teachers. They do not have the power to just write people up at will. I wanted to say, "Tell you what, bus driver (I don't even know her name), you drive the bus. We'll ride the bus. We'll continue to ride the bus; thus, causing you to keep a job. Because you have a job, you to receive a paycheck. Because you receive a paycheck as a direct result of myself and others riding the bus, I think it is the least you could do to just drive the bus and stop meddling in the fact that some kid just said a swear word. Got it! Good. Now sit down and drive before your paycheck stands up and gets off the bus."
And one more thing:
Have you seen this new trend? These boots? These incredibility awesome boots?!? You know the ones I'm talking about...the ones that are made of animal hide and go up to a girl’s knees. The boots that look like they stole them right off the feet of a Mongolian warrior while he was looking at a map trying to figure out where the hell Mongolia is. For this reason, I call the animal skin boots "Mongolian Combat Boots", and they may be the dumbest thing I have seen anyone wear in my entire life.
How could anyone possibly think that wearing something such as Mongolian Combat Boots makes you look nice, or cute, or whatever causes people to wear clothes that are really "hip"? Before you put on clothes in the morning, evaluate how funny and/or retarded you look while wearing the item in question. I know I may not wear the coolest clothes, but at least I don't look like a douche bag.
Oh...and Merry Christmas.
6 comments:
hahah, that rocks.
Yeah, our bus is queer. The end.
BTW ya, those boots... they make me feel better about my clothing choices. ;D
first off, your bus driver is fucking retard.
And i agree about the boots, no question that that is not attractive at all. I sometimes feel compelled to go up to them and just take those boots off and throw them as far as i can.
-sean
Haha, once again, you win at this.
hah... i laughed when i read this...
more than once.
~rebekah
I'm thinking those boots look like an animal climbed their legs and died.
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