Teacher Grades

It's the end of the year, and I've decided to turn the tables on my teachers. They grade us without any threat of repercussions. Well, in this country we don't approve of absolute power. That's why our Founding Fathers set up a series of checks and balances on the powers of each branch of government to limit the power each has, look it up. This is my check to the teachers power. My grades are given based on the following criteria:

1. How well you teach.
2. How cool you are.
3. Pickiness of grading.
4. Excitingness of class.
5. Other

So in the order of appearance:

Miss Salefski: B-
Alright, we get it. You speak fluent Spanish. But you talk in Spanish even when we are learning something complicated. If you don't do that, it's an A.

Mrs. Pagel: D+
My grade when down after the research paper and so did yours. You're a really nice lady, but you aren't very nice when you are teaching, maybe work on that over the summer.

Mrs. Salomon: F
I think an F is a remarkably high grade considering you taught me absolutely nothing all year.

Mr. Pritchett: A
No complaints here.

Miss Barger: B
It's cool that you let us swear in class. A little more experience and that will be an A.

Dr. Stuber: A
When you give that much extra credit, it doesn't matter how good or bad of a teacher you are.

Mrs. Gray: B-
You're not a bad teacher. You just talk way too loud. Use your inside voice.


Sophomore year GPA: 2.529