1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.
ON NOTICE LIST:
01. East of Eden Research Paper
02. John Steinbeck
03. Wooden Pencils
04. Nine tenths of a cent
05. Sharks
06. Men with earrings, ponytails, or other cranial accessories
07. Shipping and Handeling
08. Cassette tapes
09. Sexual predators
10. Girls that say: "Hey, guuuuuuuuuuuurl."
11. Mosquitoes
12. Teachers who call on you when you don’t have your hand raised
13. People who are way too positive when they shouldn't be positive at all.
DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. IM Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials
7. People who do not stop at stop signs or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
8. Mongolian Combat Boots
9. Chemistry
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2 comments:
were there any additions?
oh, the guys maybe?
that sounds like Scott's a mass murderer and you're wondering why he hasn't killed them all yet.
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