July/August ON NOTICE

1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.


ON NOTICE LIST:
01. Cell phones that make noise when you turn them off
02. Ice cream trucks
03. Fat people who eat at fast food restaurants.
04. Movie theater snacks (way overpriced)
05. Bed, Bath and Beyond
06. Men with earrings, ponytails, or other cranial accessories
07. Shipping and Handling
08. Cassette tapes
09. No elbows on the table
10. North Korea
11. Things that make me itch
12. The Detroit Tigers
13. Teachers that make you keep a binder

DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. IM Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials
7. People who do not stop at stop signs or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
8. Mongolian Combat Boots
9. Chemistry
10. Sexual predators
11. Mosquitoes
12. Sharks