April ON NOTICE

1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.


ON NOTICE LIST:
01. Formal Writing
02. F. Scott Fitzgerald
03. NASCAR
04. Nine tenths of a cent
05. Florida---you should feel terrible about beating George Mason
06. Dodge Magnum---still just a station wagon
07. People who make sudden stops in hallways
08. Scary Movies
09. Sexual predators
10. Girls that say: "Hey, guuuuuuuuuuuurl."
11. The former Soviet Union
12. Teachers who call on you when you don’t have your hand raised
13. Men with mustaches


DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. IM Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials
7. People who do not stop at stop signs or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
8. Mongolian Combat Boots
9. Chemistry