1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.
ON NOTICE LIST:
01. Formal Writing
02. Amedeo Avogadro
03. NASCAR Drivers
04. Nine tenths of a cent
05. Sand
06. Braces
07. Wind
08. Scary Movies
09. Quadratic Formula
10. Controlling girlfriends
11. Latvia---for tying the men’s hockey team in the Olympics
12. Teachers who call on you when you don’t have your hand raised
13. Men with mustaches
DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials
7. People who do not stop at stop signs or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
8. Mongolian Combat Boots
9. Chemistry
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1 comment:
right on #6. Braces are the dumbest mistake a person can make.
And yes, I'm saying I'm dumb.
~Carley
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