Trends

As I have been walking around school, I have been noticing some styles of clothing. Now, ordinarily, I don't look at clothes because I think they are a big waste of time and money, but these items are really beginning to annoy me. They are as follows.

1. Mongolian Combat Boots: I have already addressed this issue. If you have not read it, here is a link to the Mongolian Combat Boots post. Despite having been chastised, I still see people wearing the Mongolian Combat Boots. These people have been brainwashed into thinking that these leather, knee-high boots with fur on the top look cool. Sorry to break it to you again, but they look retarded. Hey, Mongolian Combat Boots, you're ON NOTICE.

2. Mongolian Combat Boots + Short Skirt: The only thing that is worse than Mongolian Combat Boots is when girls wear these boots with a skirt. If you do that (and I'm just going to come right out and say it), I automatically think of you as a slut. People tell me not to make hasty generalizations, but if you are going to dress like a slut, you're a slut in my book. People also tell me not to judge a book by its cover. I refuse to believe this. If a book doesn't look interesting, I'm not going to read it. Also, some books have a summery of what is going to happen on the cover. Anyway, back to Mongolian Combat Boots + Short Skirt, girls are wearing these in the winter. There is no need for that. It's cold outside. Mongolians don't go into combat wearing a short skirt. I don't even think you can ride a horse wearing a short skirt. So, in short, here are some synthesis and double replacement reactions as I have learned in chemistry that explain these in a more graphical representationish kind of way:

Mongolian Combat Boots + Feet --> Bad
Mongolian Combat Boots + Skirt--> Slut + Bad

3. Ripped Jeans: I don't mind jeans that have small tears in them. I don't mind jeans that have been worn so much that they have become frayed. What bugs me is the pants that have huge holes in them. Holes that are so big, you could easily drive a small car through. If you have a pair of jeans like these, throw them away. They are ripped. Can't you see that? I also recently learned that people are buying pre-ripped jeans. Now, I want you to think about this. Just think about it. Okay, did you think about it? I'm not even going to write anything. Nothing about their Iqs possibly being below room temperature. I just want you to use your brain to figure out what I was going to say. If you have done that, you can move onto number 4.

4. Hump Hair: I've been seeing this new trend, and I can see it in my mind, but I'm not completely sure I'm going to be about to explain it. But I'll try. Girls do this trend. They take their hair, pull it back, but then clip the very front of the hair so that it is popped up in the front. Just so you know, it looks like you got hit with a golf ball. I would recommend that you stopped putting your hair like that. That’s all I have to say about that.