Why a Hole in the Ozone Layer Is a Great Idea and I Tackle the Question of Gay Marriage and Abortion

I was watching a show about global warming, and they were talking about how greenhouse gases are becoming trapped in the atmosphere causing the temperature of the world to go up. First of all, one degree? If the temperature in my house went up one degree, no one would notice or care. Then I started thinking, if gases are getting trapped, put a small whole in the atmosphere and let them out. Simple. I haven't done any research on this. But come on, it's a no brainer. Make the whole in the Ozone layer bigger, so it lets out more gases. There are absolutely no downsides that I can think of. None.

Some people mentioned to me that the only things I write about is stuff that annoys me. They said I verbally tear to shreads. And then I thought of a synonym for happy---gay. And since I've been hearing about that a lot with the new Supreme Court folks, I decided I'd answer the question of gay marriage and abortion.

You see, there are some questions that do not have answers: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, will it make a sound? What came first, the chicken or the egg? How do dog food makers know what the dog food tastes like? I don't know the answers to any of these questions. Same with the question of gay marriage and abortion. Can you have gay butt sex and not spend eternity burning in Hell? I don't know. Can you suck a tiny defenseless baby out of a woman and not seriously regret it in the afterlife? I don’t care, and I don't know. No one knows. You know why no one knows? Because it doesn't matter. There are so many more important things that people should be worrying about like gas prices or the fact that Osama bin Laden is still alive.

The question of gay marriage and abortion is a type of question that if we just turn around and close our eyes maybe it will go away. Those are my favorite kinds of questions. Whenever I have a problem, I like to wait as long as I possibly can before I make a decision. Sometimes when I turn back around, the problem is gone. And yes, I am aware of the irony of talking about being gay and telling people to close their eyes and turn around.

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