ON NOTICE

1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.


ON NOTICE LIST:
01. People who do not stop at stop sign or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
02. Kobe Bryant---it’s not that he’s good, it’s that everyone else is terrible.
03. NASCAR Drivers
04. Nine tenths of a cent
05. Sand
06. Braces
07. People who feel they need to place a phone call at 1:00 AM
08. Cheerleaders
09. Mongolian Combat Boots
10. People who honk when they pick you up instead of coming to the door
11. Panthers---For beating the Bears
12. Teachers who call on you when you don’t have your hand raised
13. People who are bad at telling jokes


DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials